The single best video on youtube

This has just over 3 million views. This means that just over 3 million people have a clue.

From personal experience this advice applies in the UK. It probably applies everywhere in the world.
Your words will be twisted.

If you have not seen it, watch it.
Seriously.

Do NOT talk to the police.

Don’t believe me? You will, after you do and you realise that you fucked up big time.