Before their time?

The PM said “many more families will lose loved ones before their time”

If Boris – or you – believes in God, then people will be dying when God says so at a time that God decides. No-one will go “before their time” because if you believe in a God then it will part of the grand plan he has.

I await people saying “Thank God it’s over” but why aren’t they asking why God sent it in the first place?

Biggus D*ckus


Stan: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!?!
Stan: It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But … you can’t HAVE babies!
Stan: Don’t you oppress me!
Reg: I’m not oppressing you, Stan. You haven’t got a womb! Where’s the foetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?

The annual Godsquad Day

And the religious leaders trot out their usual crap about how we should live more frugally, less materialistically and that we should embrace our differences. They’ll be the same leaders that live in relative opulence in their ivory towers.

Oh ffs just fuck off.

How on earth anyone can believe in this made up thing called “God” is utterly beyond me.

How do religious people on Github justify
“Could not replicate. Invalid”
with their belief in a sky wizard?

Get a grip people.

There is no God.

You are born, you live, you die. That’s it. Deal with it.

The Pope is wrong! GASP!

“If my good friend Doctor Gasparri [who organises the Pope’s trips] speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched,” he said, throwing a pretend punch at the doctor, who was standing beside him.

Fair enough – the Pope’s mother is real. She existed.

“You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit.”

Of course you can. If you decide to believe in a God (or as is more likely you were indoctrinated as a child who was taught about God before you were taught about Right and Wrong) then fine for you. As someone who does not believe in YOUR god of course I can mock, provoke and ignore. Just like YOU ignore all the other gods from other religions because hey, they are WRONG and you are RIGHT, yes?

Religion is madness for the masses.

There are no gods. Accept it.

Take responsibility for yourself.

Kill them then

“You’re fighting people who love death more than you love life.”

So drop nukes on them. Give them death. Let them die thinking their “imaginary friend” will give them their 72 virgins. Or just send female pilots so they don’t even get that.

There is no reason at all for these people to stay alive. None. They want death? Give it to them. Now. Kill them.

It makes sense.

And hey, then Obama and Cameron would have their names in history because right now they’ve done fuck all.