Michael Ball on the BBC

He said “god willing” regarding Covid-19 and the industry he works in.

Michael – if you believe in god then god is NOT willing.

GOD has brought this.

It is HIS WILL.

If people in your industry are making no money, that is what GOD WANTS TO HAPPEN.

Now just fuck off.

The God Squad

“The Vatican has been closed to visitors for a month and the 83-year-old pontiff – beloved for breaking stuffy customs and mingling with the people – has complained of feeling “caged”.
Link

But GOD sent this.
It is part of his ‘mysterious ways’

“Since the pilgrims can no longer come to us, we invite ourselves into their homes,” Sanctuary of Lourdes rector Olivier Ribadeau Dumas said.”

But surely GOD would protect the faithful?

“Vatican City is protecting the Pope from coronavirus, but keeping employees at work. Link

Good fucking grief.

Stop believing in sky wizards and the obscenely rich paedophile loving Catholic church.

Or God.

How much reality do you need to smash into your face before you realise that religion is a pathetic lie?

Before their time?

The PM said “many more families will lose loved ones before their time”

If Boris – or you – believes in God, then people will be dying when God says so at a time that God decides. No-one will go “before their time” because if you believe in a God then it will part of the grand plan he has.

I await people saying “Thank God it’s over” but why aren’t they asking why God sent it in the first place?

Biggus D*ckus

Brian

Stan: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!?!
Stan: It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But … you can’t HAVE babies!
Stan: Don’t you oppress me!
Reg: I’m not oppressing you, Stan. You haven’t got a womb! Where’s the foetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?

The annual Godsquad Day

And the religious leaders trot out their usual crap about how we should live more frugally, less materialistically and that we should embrace our differences. They’ll be the same leaders that live in relative opulence in their ivory towers.

Oh ffs just fuck off.

How on earth anyone can believe in this made up thing called “God” is utterly beyond me.

How do religious people on Github justify
“Could not replicate. Invalid”
with their belief in a sky wizard?

Get a grip people.

There is no God.

You are born, you live, you die. That’s it. Deal with it.

The Pope is wrong! GASP!

“If my good friend Doctor Gasparri [who organises the Pope’s trips] speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched,” he said, throwing a pretend punch at the doctor, who was standing beside him.

Fair enough – the Pope’s mother is real. She existed.

“You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit.”
BBC

Of course you can. If you decide to believe in a God (or as is more likely you were indoctrinated as a child who was taught about God before you were taught about Right and Wrong) then fine for you. As someone who does not believe in YOUR god of course I can mock, provoke and ignore. Just like YOU ignore all the other gods from other religions because hey, they are WRONG and you are RIGHT, yes?

Religion is madness for the masses.

There are no gods. Accept it.

Take responsibility for yourself.