Note: When he wants to be taken seriously he does not ruffle his hair. This means that as he normally ruffles his hair he does not take his role seriously.
Note 2: The NHS tracing Big Brother app? No.
Note 3: The Apple / Google app? That’ll be a FUCK NO. I mean, GOOGLE? If you install that you are stupid. Very very stupid. Trump voter stupid.
Stay Alert? Drink more coffee?
Fuck Off Boris