Big poops only!

Saskatoon has become the first city in the world to ban dogs under 5 pounds (2.27 kg) because they are “noisy, annoying and not really dogs.”

“The actual by-law bans any dog with a bowel movement under 50 grams (1.7637 oz.),” says Elaine Pinscher, SSPCA Vice-President of Spaying, Neutering and De-Worming. “So dogs are being banned because they don’t shit big enough? Hell, a Newfoundlander can plop a small one now and again.”

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