I have a problem with my account. I used Ubisoft’s Support. I explained the issue in great detail. This is the reply I got:

In order for me to look into your issue and to identify your account, could you please send me a digital image of a CD which is registered to the account in question.

How the fuck can I send a “digital image of a CD” when I buy digital games?

You can tell the people at Ubisoft who work in their Support. They have low foreheads, scabbed knuckles, they drool and are incapable of independent thought.

I will never again buy a product of theirs and at every opportunity I will slam them. (I have more opportunity than they might appreciate).

Ubisoft. Fucking idiots.