Prompt at the Vatican

Vatican reintroduces clocking in

Senior clerics will have to swipe plastic cards when entering and leaving, all in a drive to improve time-keeping and efficiency.

Why? After all, if you can’t trust a Man Of God to keep his word when asked if he was late or asked to perform a task then who in hell do you trust? Are people there … lying!?

Next year there are plans to introduce performance-related pay.

So the God Squad have to perform to some level of criteria? They’ll have a Payscale to Heaven? They’ll have to say more Hail Mary’s than the next guy? Cure more lepers? Cast sinners into Hell or save more sinners from Hell? Give more money back to the super-rich Catholic Church? Find and remove any homosexuals?

Absolute nonsense.

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