Unless D can find the guarantee, I will buy her a new mp3 player to replace the useless ipod shuffle she has.
If I do buy her a better machine (better=not ipod) I will then do this:
- Place a skewer between the top of a wall and a brick so it protrudes outward
- Place ipod shuffle on end of skewer
- Direct flames at ipod shuffle until it burns and melts
- Film it
The above might give you just a flavour of how frustrating I find that little slab of cheap chinese plastic.
Edit: Can someone lend that Apple Co. some bandwidth ? I’m getting a speed of only 25Kb/s …