Tessa Jowell pulls a fast one

So Tessa and Tony cook up a plan. She announces a ‘split’, public dutifully say “Awww, poor thing can’t have known, just look what it’s come to”, Tony can keep his record of never sacking fellow trough feeders and this whole stinking affair can be pushed away onto one half of the guilty pair – who the Govt will assist as far as it possibly can because they need to help the Italian Govt, then the bribee will be found innocent and we’ll get the soft-focus images of the pair reuniting in the manner of Dud and Bo.
Excuse me while I puke because this action confirms beyond doubt that Tessa Jowell IS guilty.

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