Amazingly, that is a real website. The soon-to-be-certified girl has even bought www.mybigfatchineseweddingwithtomcruise.com it would seem. Alas poor Niki just does not realise that being shacked up with his current squeeze means that Tom “feeling the world’s pain with every grin” Cruise gets all the publicity that he needs.
But TOM !
Just think TOM…
MARRY HER !!!! You HAVE TO DO THIS !!
You can make the WHOLE of China into Scientologists! What a challenge ! “The Little Tom Book” ! You wouldn’t have to swim the river like Chairman Mao, you could walk straight over it “! Such Power, such Influence and if we don’t obey your every toothy whim, you can make them all jump up and down and swamp us – the filthy unbelievers !
Tom – get in there mate – you know Ron would want you to 😉
Maybe I should buy “tom-curingtheworldwitheverysmile-cruise.com” – no-one else has yet 🙂