The BBC report a poll of movie fans carried out by Empire Magazine, and 10,000 people voted Tom “glint glint” Cruise to be the most irritating shortarse on the whole of the planet. According to one editor on said magazine the reason for this vote
“may be a knee-jerk reaction to his year in the spotlight”
Bollocks. It’s no knee-jerk reaction at all. Tom Cruise is irritating beyond measure. Nothing, nothing can be more irritating than the ultra-sound owning, definitely-not-gay-because-he’s-got-a-girlfriend, smile that’s brighter than a magnesium flare, curing the world with every sickening grin, scientology expounding psychiatry know-it-all. You know WHY he’s in the movies ? Because no-one would give him a job because he’s just too irritating to be around !
Tom – make us ALL love you. Get lost 🙂
‘Shortarse’, ha! (I also loved the description of yourself in an earlier post…about completing your ‘charlady duties’. I thought you should change your WP forums title from ‘support maven’ to ‘charlady’. :))
Hope you and yours have been well.
For the benefit of us non-UK people, what is the exact definition of shortarse?
Cheers and have a nice day,
Joel
Shortarse – a short person; also a short, really annoying, person.
Generally derogatory usage, though sometimes begrudgingly affectionate (depends on context).