Another gem from BBC News.

Smokers ‘should not get NHS care’

Okay then….and so shouldn’t:

1. Drivers from an accident when they were exceeding the speed limit – slow down !
2. People who have accidents while engaging in extreme sports – tiddlywinks ?
3. Stress related illnesses – get an easier job then !
4. People with STD’s – should have worn a condom !
5. People who drink too much – tonic water .. Mmmmmmm
6. DIY’ers – pay a bloke who know’s how !
7. Pregnant women – knees together girls, knees together!
8. Cyclist who don’t wear helmets – of course they look cool !
9. Typists with RSI – use ViaVoice ?
10. Old people – “It’s called Natural Selection dear .. there’s the door..”
11. Anyone at all employed by Private Health – you’ve got your own hospital