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She was the first character in SSX 3 that I completed Golds in everything with no upgrades.
If you check the trailer (same as this) at videogameblog there is an advisory of “Mild Lyrics Mild Violence”. Can someone please define “Mild”? Has some Lawyer in the USA decreed what words and in what context the word “Mild” should be used – or is this some wishy-washy way to try and appease some frothy-mouthed parent?

The G

D was having problems with Netflix in Firefox, just couldn’t get it to work. She got it working in Safari but doesn’t like Safari. I suggested she download Chrome. She said no “Google has enough of my life”.
Good girl :)

No FB, no Netflix

No Facebook = No Netflix?
Screw that. Or maybe I should use the dummy FB account…

Edit: I stand corrected. Firefox was not showing the email signup box (this is on 2 machines) but Chrome did. So the daughter is happy. So I am too.

GCSE beyond stupidity

Other examples of courses that may not be included in future league tables are the level 1 certificate in practical office skills; the BTec level 2 extended certificate in fish husbandry; and the level 2 certificate in nail technology services, all currently worth two GCSEs.BBC News

This truly deserves a WTF.

“Nail Technology services”. Which idiot thought that up? Which idiots agreed? Which idiot created it? And which sad and pathetic idiots thought “Hey that’ll be great for my future career because everyone wants their nails doing”.

“Fish husbandry”. “See that water? Chuck some food in occasionally”. There you go, can’t be more than that surely?

“practical office skills”. This has to be bottom of the ladder stuff that should really be taught in the first few days of a real job. Something like “You bring us all coffee at 10am” and “knowing your place”.

Some teachers have no idea just how many future lives they are ruining.

Two anniversaries

Jan 1994 I started using WordPress and replied to a question in the forums at wordpress.org. User 804 I was. So that’s 8 years.

Jan 1983 J and me started going out. That is 29 years ago. 29!

Not awake

Somnolence – a state of near-sleep, a strong desire for sleep – is horrible. Sitting here barely able to function when all I want to do is lie down and close my heavy eyes to sleep.

In other news last night I ate Christmas pudding with ice-cream and it was lovely. If I still used Twitter I’d have posted that.

These two facts are not related.

Snagit. Junk

Why is to so damn hard to capture an entire window in a screenshot? Not what I can see but what I can scroll too? Snagit for the Mac – and for Firefox only – says it can. Junk. It can’t. Numerous Chrome extensions say then can and they can’t. I have a long page and I want it all but nothing can do it. And they want money for Snagit too. Pfft.

Negative Apps

Deleted some folders while not-quite-awake the other day and realised the next day I’d nuked my entire Apps directory backup. Normally this would not matter but I had not replaced the apps back since I reinstalled Lion. I like backups for some stuff and I remembered that now in iTunes it lets you see and download everything you have bought. Thinking that I might have forgotten a game here or there I grabbed the lot. All the iPhone/iPad apps newly downloaded. All looked good. Synced the iPod Touch and I could not find a game that I liked in particular (Thruple).
Checked the iTunes Store – not there.
Checked the downloads again – not there.
Checked the author’s site and a gaming forum. Nothing.
The app did not exist. But it should do.

Doubting myself I searched my Purchase History in iTunes. For all the praise heaped on Apple that part of their domain is – and it must be 100% deliberate – atrocious. They really don’t want to you search, to page how you want to, to display full info so you can scan easily. Searched email, found the transaction for Thruple. Found that in the Purchase history. So I did own it, I had bought it. I did the “Report a problem” and got this reply:

Dear Mark,

Thank you for writing to iTunes Store Customer Support. This is Lynne and I’m glad to assist you today.

I understand that the app “Thruple” that you purchased was lost and you would like a refund. I know how upsetting this can be.

Your request for a refund for “Thruple” was carefully considered; however, according to the iTunes Store Terms of Sale, all purchases made on the iTunes Store are ineligible for refund. This policy matches Apple’s refund policies and provides protection for copyrighted materials.

I wouldn’t go so far as to say I was upset – it’s digital so there will be other copies – but they know I bought it and they won’t let me have it again. They could but they choose not to – and yes I knew that this was the exact reply I would get. I do like the “carefully considered” phrase. It implies some sort of thought, the human touch. As for “protection for copyrighted materials” – what a crock of crap. Off to your friendly app provider and bingo – there is a copy. All I wanted was what I had paid for. Downloaded but for some reason I couldn’t jailbreak my iPod Touch. It went to recovery mode every time. I gave up. Then I remembered I had a backup of the backup on another drive – all will be good!

Used Diffmerge to compare the backup to what I had just downloaded. According to iTunes I had everything I had paid for. According to Diffmerge I was missing just under 100. That’s a lot of missing. I carefully checked each of these 100 apps. BetterZip lets you look inside at the .plist file and every single one had my email address. These weren’t cracked and I’d forgotten or anything similar. These were geunine apps that Apple decided I can do without.

They could have shown me something along the lines of “The developer has removed his game for whatever reason., Sorry, we can’t get it back” but they did not. That makes them scammy. If they were confident in why this had happened they should display a notice. But they hide. They pretend that the transaction never existed by hiding the app.

I am happy that I have Thruple back but it’s a shame that it and a similar game called SET are both removed from the store. They are great games. But for others .. the games are not now being sold, no money can be lost. I shouldn’t need to say Apptrackr but I will. Not exactly a secret is it?

Feel sorry for Madge

“I’m sorry if I cry. I’m just so exhausted from Super Bowl rehearsals,” Metro reports her as saying. … Madonna previously told ABC News of the set: “I have eight minutes to set up my stage, 12 minutes to put on the greatest show on Earth and seven minutes to take it down so the football field is clean for the second half. That’s the challenge. How do you do that? I wanted to have 100 drummers come from the ceiling.” Digital Spy

Poor thing. It really must be tiring doing that. You’d think she’d get a whole team of people to do that for her…
And “the greatest show on Earth”? They won’t be talking about you in 8 days let alone 8 years unlike the nipple.