Archive for the Vociferate Category

Touch - Posted 12:51 Sunday 24 May 2009

Ever worked in a shop or a bar? You know those people that don’t actually give you the money but put it on the counter? Doesn’t matter if it’s a note or someone determined to empty their penny jar it really annoys me. It’s like you are not worthy, that you are an untouchable, that [...]


Outsourcing help - Posted 16:07 Saturday 8 Nov 2008

“So when you turn the television up your xbox starts making a noise?”
Yeah right.
I would never buy another Belkin product of any sort because they outsource their help. You cannot ring and describe the issue because you have to go all through their little flow chart help system before they realise that you have a [...]


Snitching on Mail. - Posted 22:33 Thursday 10 Jan 2008

I installed Little Snitch on the mini for amusement. It requires a restart. On that restart LS shows Mail.app wanting to make several outgoing connections.
I don’t use Mail, I’ve never used Mail, I’ve never run it, I would never run it. I have never given it permission to run, it’s not in my login items. [...]


Guaranteed a question - Posted 01:19 Wednesday 26 Dec 2007

I need an answer and I think it could be in a geocaching forum. As a guest I am not allowed to search the forum. So I register. And now I find that not only can I not post for 24 hours I still cannot search. Great. So, here’s the thing – if in 24 [...]


Google – bandwidth leecher - Posted 21:33 Monday 3 Dec 2007

“Google has officially proclaimed that it doesn’t like webmasters trying to hawk their lofty PageRank status to other sites.”
Cutts also says that if webmasters want to continue selling links, Google’s not stopping them: “Webmasters are welcome to make their sites however they like, but Google in turn reserves the right to protect the quality and [...]


Lame Tiger - Posted 01:40 Tuesday 20 Nov 2007

Okay, so I know it’s all my fault for not using only Apple code on an Apple machine and I really should be just so damn happy because it looks so sleek and I can’t hold Apple to blame for anything at all because Steve Jobs is a GOD – but has anyone else using [...]


Ferrari 1 - Posted 18:32 Thursday 13 Sep 2007

What a complete nonsense.
McLaren are fined $100 million because they made a car with cheated knowledge
McLaren are stripped of their points because they made a car with cheated knowledge
Yet the drivers of the cars are allowed to keep the points.
Now how the fuck does THAT work then?
Answer:
Mosley and Ecclestone want Hamilton in the race
I trust [...]


Why is Jean Todt such a little shit? - Posted 22:53 Tuesday 11 Sep 2007

Jean Todt admits that the Stepneygate scandal is sullying the good name of F1, but is adamant that the truth must come out. (and whose truth is that?)
When asked whether he felt that McLaren deserved to be excluded from the Championship, Todt explained that the Italian marque had no particular outcome in mind. (Really?)
Referring to [...]


Mac + mouse = crap control - Posted

Dear Apple,
Please can you stop making shiny toys for your adoring zealots and instead find 5 minutes to write decent mouse drivers. In this arena Microsoft comprehensively thrashes you. As Pirelli once said “Power is nothing without control” and Apple mouse control sucks donkey sized ones.


The circle jerk - Posted 18:53 Wednesday 5 Sep 2007

It’s that apple thing again.
BIG NEWS! A RED shuffle! It’s RED – Wow!
And a ringtone is in iTunes!! Rejoice! Spread the word!!
ffs.