Mini no more.

I’ve had a Mac Mini to work on since I started with Automattic. Last year the one I was using started to act oddly and the Apple Store said it wasn’t worth repairing. So I got another from work and hooked up the failing one to the 2nd monitor. It took very careful arrangement and support of the cables to ensure it worked, the drive was dead, ethernet socket was dead, USB connections were so bad I couldn’t trust it to stay connected to an external HD and wifi was spotty. It was knocking on Death’s door. But it worked for watching GMail updates, forum posts most of the time. But today the HD spun for the last time. Wifi did die, took several restarts to restart and the bluetooth failed.
It’s a mid-2007 model and Apple do this trade-in for older stuff so I went to see how much I’d get for it (ever hopeful!)

Unfortunately Dataserv has deemed that your product has no resale value

Hardly unexpected. 2007-2012 isn’t bad I suppose. It’s been on 24/7. And now it’s a silver brick with a white top.

Negative Apps

Deleted some folders while not-quite-awake the other day and realised the next day I’d nuked my entire Apps directory backup. Normally this would not matter but I had not replaced the apps back since I reinstalled Lion. I like backups for some stuff and I remembered that now in iTunes it lets you see and download everything you have bought. Thinking that I might have forgotten a game here or there I grabbed the lot. All the iPhone/iPad apps newly downloaded. All looked good. Synced the iPod Touch and I could not find a game that I liked in particular (Thruple).
Checked the iTunes Store – not there.
Checked the downloads again – not there.
Checked the author’s site and a gaming forum. Nothing.
The app did not exist. But it should do.

Doubting myself I searched my Purchase History in iTunes. For all the praise heaped on Apple that part of their domain is – and it must be 100% deliberate – atrocious. They really don’t want to you search, to page how you want to, to display full info so you can scan easily. Searched email, found the transaction for Thruple. Found that in the Purchase history. So I did own it, I had bought it. I did the “Report a problem” and got this reply:

Dear Mark,

Thank you for writing to iTunes Store Customer Support. This is Lynne and I’m glad to assist you today.

I understand that the app “Thruple” that you purchased was lost and you would like a refund. I know how upsetting this can be.

Your request for a refund for “Thruple” was carefully considered; however, according to the iTunes Store Terms of Sale, all purchases made on the iTunes Store are ineligible for refund. This policy matches Apple’s refund policies and provides protection for copyrighted materials.

I wouldn’t go so far as to say I was upset – it’s digital so there will be other copies – but they know I bought it and they won’t let me have it again. They could but they choose not to – and yes I knew that this was the exact reply I would get. I do like the “carefully considered” phrase. It implies some sort of thought, the human touch. As for “protection for copyrighted materials” – what a crock of crap. Off to your friendly app provider and bingo – there is a copy. All I wanted was what I had paid for. Downloaded but for some reason I couldn’t jailbreak my iPod Touch. It went to recovery mode every time. I gave up. Then I remembered I had a backup of the backup on another drive – all will be good!

Used Diffmerge to compare the backup to what I had just downloaded. According to iTunes I had everything I had paid for. According to Diffmerge I was missing just under 100. That’s a lot of missing. I carefully checked each of these 100 apps. BetterZip lets you look inside at the .plist file and every single one had my email address. These weren’t cracked and I’d forgotten or anything similar. These were geunine apps that Apple decided I can do without.

They could have shown me something along the lines of “The developer has removed his game for whatever reason., Sorry, we can’t get it back” but they did not. That makes them scammy. If they were confident in why this had happened they should display a notice. But they hide. They pretend that the transaction never existed by hiding the app.

I am happy that I have Thruple back but it’s a shame that it and a similar game called SET are both removed from the store. They are great games. But for others .. the games are not now being sold, no money can be lost. I shouldn’t need to say Apptrackr but I will. Not exactly a secret is it?

A moron works at Apple

Lots of apps open, all the regular stuff. Then Safari crashes and it takes everything with it. The machine is totally unresponsive and eventually I kill it after several minutes of waiting by holding the power button down -I have no other choice. I power up and every app that was open re-opens, I get a pile on ‘Not Responding’ in the Activity Monitor and then the machine locks up again. Which knuckle dragging idiot decided that this was the preferred behaviour? There is no way to stop this – the “option” does not work. The OS KNOWS when this happens and yet it ignored that and just crash crash crash.
Lion is a trashy bug-ridden mess of crap that I should never have bought. I will probably go back to the (still buggy but less so) Snow Leopard but I will never ever again buy any software created by Apple. I’ll use it maybe but never pay. They don’t deserve it.

When I have to restart OS X Lion because open apps have  eaten all 4gb of RAM, because all apps are slow to close, because it fails to respond to the mouse or tablet what I want is for it to restart and open NOTHING. Someone at Apple though that when you restart it makes sense to re-open everything – which just repeats the fucking problem. And I can’t find a way to stop this. Times like this I hate Apple and it’s patronising “We know best” attitude.

Misled in the Apple Store

Walked into the Apple store a couple of days ago. I picked up an Airport Extreme and eventually got the attention of someone. I show him cable 1 – this had a phone socket on one end and the microfilter and splitter on the other. I then attach cable 2 into the splitter and say “if this end [of cable 2] now goes into the back of this Extreme will that work? Does it need anything else?” The reply was that yes it would work and no it would not need anything else.
It does not.
I later find that the Airport Extreme is not a modem but if you search the store – as I did – for the word ‘modem’ that is the only result. According to some helpful – and quick – people in the Apple forums Apple do not even make modems. So now I know and tomorrow I’ll head in and get that £140 put back on my card.

OS X Lion. System Preferences > General > Restore windows when quitting and re-opening apps.
This has zero effect so when I have to power off because everything locks, CPU goes to 100% and the mini starts cooking it would be really helpful if when I power back on it doesn’t make the same programs do the same damn thing. Just another Lion bug to add to the list..

Apple and scrollbars

The new Lion OS. In Snow Leopard the scrollbars were visible and substantial. They were irritatingly a couple of pixels narrower than a Windows scrollbar but they were good enough. But in Lion Apple haven’t asked someone with limited fine motor control to check how the scrollbars behave for them. Apart from having to make them visible in the first place that are really narrow now and there is no indicator that shows they have been grabbed by the mouse. This makes clicking on them much harder and that means more frustration. Apple didn’t even see fit to address that in the Accessibility prefs. Looks like Apple employ only the beautiful people with perfect control.

Another reason to hate iTunes

Like I needed more… It’s 3am and pretty quiet. I realise that the external HD is noisy. Check that Spotlight hasn’t decided to index it (not allowed to) and realise it’s that damn iTunes again. Pause playing the music, drive stops. Repeat to be sure. Go do some searching and fine instances of this very complaint going back to 2004. SIX YEARS. That far back people were complaining and yes there are noisy drives but if I am playing one track why can’t iTunes work out that lifting that track in one go into RAM to play would make total sense instead of dragging it off 100kb at a time? It’s not rocket science is it for a computer to cache some data? And it’s not even that much. But then iTunes is no ordinary shop is it?

If you ever wrote any code that is in iTunes you should be skinned, rolled in salt and have the crystals washed off with hot water. Daily.