Awesome shooting

Been watching P play Battlefield 1943. Her best stats: 19 kills, 500 pts, did not die at all, did not use the aircraft / bombers and captured only 2 flags. How the hell I can beat that I have no idea.

Image managing

I’m going through backups at the moment to see what sort of mess they are in. I won’t be missing anything, I’ll just have more than one copy. Images. Finder tells me I have 25gb, ~16000 photos. I have 11gb, ~4500 photos uploaded to my Smugmug page. So … there are around 12000 that need some sort of arranging / deleting / uploading. What to do?

I was looking at using iPhoto (which I have. i bought iLife 09 just for iMovie so the rest is pretty useless. Got it off ebay cheap though so it’s not all bad. Yes, it’s legit). But from what I’ve read iPhoto takes a very very long time, does that useless ‘faces’ thing, it probably reorganises and duplicates like it’s crap cousin iTunes if you let it and it’s only any good if everyone can see it through my iPhoto. Which they can’t.
I briefly looked at Shoebox from Kavatunes but hit the same conclusion – if it’s only good for this machine then why bother? It’s not me who’ll look at them. It’s the girls, Jacq (we’ve been married 23 years today. Long time) and anyone they pass the information to. And should I die, what good would they be stuck in iPhoto anyway?
So after pondering things I can see only one option – throw everything up into Smugmug. This is a very good thing. Very good. No matter which option I chose there would be an element of tagging. No matter which I chose there would be some organising and equally there would be much pruning. But, and here’s the bonus, I can drastically cut down on other storage. Right now I probably have that 25gb stored at Amazon through Jungledisk. But if they are at Smugmug, why bother with that? And I can get a DVD of the images sent to me so Jacq can have that if she wants as well as the online viewing. Also, Amazon is around $5/month for storage so that’s $5*12 = $60 plus I pay $40 at Smugmug. $100. If I knock Amazon out and upgrade at Smugmug (video I think. I just bought a flip HD video camera) I would still pay $60, a saving of $40. So all I need to do is work on that 12000. That’ll take a while..

Obama lies.

So when Obama announced that “Iran is breaking rules that all nations must follow”, he is technically and legally wrong.

Scott Ritter in The Guardian

And who is Scott Ritter?

William Scott Ritter, Jr. (born July 15, 1961) is noted for his role as a chief United Nations weapons inspector in Iraq from 1991 to 1998, and later for his criticism of United States foreign policy in the Middle East. Prior to the U.S. invasion of Iraq in March 2003, Ritter publicly argued that Iraq possessed no significant weapons of mass destruction (WMDs) [wikipedia]

So he should know…

OMG! Shocking!

I felt like I was treated very badly … It was very stressful. I had a terrible headache and felt quite ill. I nearly collapsed in the store and they had to call a First Aid helper for me.’

Bet you can’t guess what this is about. Link.

Nothing special

A day of no twitter, no adium, no skype and very limited email. Did I get more done? I did. Was it done better for having no distractions? It was. So will I do it again? Yep.

Richard Hammond is coming to the village at the weekend. There are two industrial towers that need to be blown up so him and a BBC crew will be there to film the event or blow it up even. I’ve got one of those Flip camcorders so I’ll be there filming the filming and taking many pics for J’s website. Played with some film I took of the foxes in the back garden in imovie and it’s passable. Tomorrow iphoto gets to meet a copy of the photos. No way it’s going near the originals yet.

Eldest is now a qualified lifeguard. Weird when your kids grow up and you realise that they are actually responsible. So she’s happy. Youngest wants a moped for her birthday….was watching her play Battlefield 1943 earlier. She is amazing. Hits ~300+ every game, gets killed hardly at all. Stark contrast to what I can do.

Asda manager phoned. Not sure how he got our number yet. He appreciated that the store was not at fault and my praise for his staff was well received. Using the phrase ‘touch base with you’ made me cringe though.

And apart from that I still weigh too much. So ends today’s trivia.

Quiet

I sort my dock. Browsers together, then email programs, then talk stuff – Adium, Skype, twitter – and so on. So Twitter was in my field of view as was Adium. Both noisy, both there all the time. So yesterday I unsubbed from several email lists, moved twitter to the end on the right and shut Adium. It was very nice. Quieter. More civilised even. Today I left Adium shut and after 3 posts to twitter I closed that client. I forgot to start skype. Really nice. No constant checking, no info bombardment. I just (as in now) clicked around the few places I actually want/need to check and it seems my world did not collapse, I missed nothing major and it all looks good.
I go through phases – maybe others do – of being able to absorb lots of info effortlessly and times like now where I can’t and I don’t want to try. Been there, done that, failed. It’s been good to not have that nagging, the digital distraction, the noise. Peace reigns.

8 legs, one tree.

I’ve been using Dropbox for a long time and it’s an excellent backup tool. The main problem though is that the files for it are contained in their own section of the Home directory. So I have to remember to save new items into the Dropbox and most of the time I don’t. I know I can set up aliases but the fundamental issue here is that I need to change what I have done forever to fit with it. Destined to fail. So along comes SpiderOak. Does Windows, Linux, Mac but it also does it’s job without me having to think. Choose the directories and the rest takes care of itself.

I don’t have masses to sync every day – far from it – but I do like to keep certain files safe. Jungledisk is what I use for photos and other chunky files that I want totally safe but this suits me perfectly for everything else. I have plans to upload a stack of files once I’ve sorted things out here (installing new OS always leads to pondering about saving stuff and where, for me anyway). You get 2GB for free (which is nice) but if you signup from someone else’s link you get 3Gb for free (much nicer) and I get another 1gb too. So if you want to take this for a spin the link you need is this one to SpiderOak. The icon is very nice too (always helps)

Asda management choose not to read

We shop weekly and for the last few years it’s been at Asda. But over the months they are increasingly having promotions which mean there are large displays jutting out into the main aisles. They also have those promotions at the end of the ailses but these are in the actual aisle. They significantly narrow the aisle exit. (The widest aisle? The beer one). Anyway, the frustration level has got too high recently. A wheelchair trolley is pretty wide, has a larger turning circle. I can manouvre it without a problem but with these obstacles it makes getting around other people impossible. We have to wait while some idiot hangs their trolley across the aisle while reading a label on the other. Battering through – which I have done – J doesn’t like. Being abusive just loud enough to know they are being sworn at but will be unsure what I said has J worrying we’ll be launched from the store. Not that I’m sweetness and light.
So we have Corporate policy that says SELL! (which reduces space) and moronic users (which reduces the in-store collective IQ). The sum of that is a decision to probably not use there again. Sure Tesco has it’s share of knuckle draggers but at least the aisles are wider. Except for the complete idiots who stop at the top or bottom of the escalator and wonder where they are going. They’ve had the whole moving journey to decide that frigging detail ffs.
Back to Asda. I used their contact form to tell them about the space and a wheelchair. I was really nice – I know this because J said so. I said their staff were excellent (which they are), that I know customers are an issue which they cannot solve (true) and that it is most obviously company-wide promotions to sell whatever that week’s product is. I said that this was the problem, that this was difficult for wheelchair users, that the result will be less shopping there. And I said the staff were wonderful. Yes, I said it twice because it’s true.
The email back from Asda:

I’ve now passed your complaint onto the store management team so they are aware of your complaint and can prevent this from happening in the future. All colleagues at the store will be spoken too & re-briefed on policies, procedures and the importance of delivering legendary customer service as customers are the most important part of our business.

Since when does that address what I wrote? The store manager can hardly stop the promotions and the “colleagues” are not the problem. Why batter the staff when I’ve praised them twice? Talk about avoiding the damn issue. And that non-reply makes me even more likely to avoid Asda. And why try to reply when they didn’t read the first?

And the email from Lucy?

Please do not reply to this email. This is not a monitored inbox and you may not receive a reply.

That says a lot.

Update:
The manager of the Asda we used called me. I told him his staff were wonderful more than once, he apologised for the navigation problems and I emphasised that I thought it was from Head Office that they do things etc, was not his fault. And he apologised. He sounded a really nice guy and I genuinely hope he was not offended but it was still a Corporate decision and he did not say it was not – because he couldn’t. But then he didn’t say it was – because he couldn’t. I’d have done exactly the same thing, have done. Asda Corporate need to get the clue, not the people working hard in the stores.

My dog is heavier than me.

Just weighed and I’m at 77.5kg (170lbs) so that’s a total loss so far of 22.5kg / 50lbs / 3.5st which isn’t too bad. As Winston was last weighed at 77kg and has since put some on that means my dog really does weigh more than me. Not so many owners can say that.
I’ve been spontaneously jogging when out with the dog. Not for him but because I can, because it doesn’t wear me out, because it feels good. This is quite worrying.

At school the PE teacher always set us out to “run” on a winter’s day. Never a bright sunny day with the breeze in your face so you could jog and experience a wonderful day. Hell no. This was a cold journey from the school up the old railway tracks to the farmhouse, turn right then around the field and back to the school. It was fortunate the PE teacher could see us from his warm and cozy office should we have slipped and fell. Which we did but he never seemed to notice. That is what I was lead to believe was “running” or “jogging”. Almost a punishment to be endured in flimsy PE kit every winter. Is it surprising I don’t like it? And yet I jogged half of the dog’s walk this evening. Spooked him. He learnt fast though that if he can get in front of me and stand still I stop.

At the gym when I was 100kg I could get on the elliptical trainer and do an hour of 140bpm Podrunner on level 18 or whatever and loved every step. (I don’t need to know how easy that may have been. The point was relaxation for me. I miss it.) And my heart rate would drop to normal pretty quickly. So I know I’m not that bad – or wasn’t – so I’ll have to see if this continues. Nice if it did.

So.. 77.5kg. A BMI of 22 with the range being 18.5-25. Plenty of room there then. Next goal is 75kg which I will hit with ease. 3 weeks tops I reckon. As for when I will stop, I don’t know. I thought I’d be happy by now or several kg ago. It’s not that I’m unhappy, just that I haven’t got there yet. How will I know? No idea. I just will. Hopefully :)

Standing to attention

I’ve been insulted many many times both in the jobs I have done and in the wonderful world of the internet. Once you’ve played your part in a usenet flame thread all seems relatively calm. And it was until today.

A blog was very legitimately shut. I did it and I’d do it again. Reasons why don’t matter but there was no doubt here. This happened a month ago at least and today I get a random email. It is by an insanely long way the single most vicious thing I have ever been sent. And I do mean ever. One line is fairly impressive:

“I hope there’s a hell, and I hope you fucking rot in it, Mark. I hope this more than …a million gold-plated blowjobs”

I am sort of impressed that I can summon such emotion in someone. Being an atheist the thought of ‘hell’ means absolutely zilch. But it’s the gold-plated blowjobs that have me thinking. Does he mean that they will be excellent blowjobs? Or is it that he wants some gold-toothed US rap star to head south on him? Because otherwise he means gold-plating it? Weird turn-ons some people have. He must have poured a years worth of bile and venom into that text he sent and yet he picked on that peculiar phrase. Inner feelings will out..
A million. That’s impressive too. Live to 70 and that’s just over 25000 days. So you’d need 40 a day? Two problems there: 1. Not even the horniest teenager at the peak of his sexual drive could hit 40 shots a day. No way at all. 2. Jaw ache.

So this guy wants more shiny sex that he can handle. What was that guy in Austin Powers? Goldmember?

I think this is the first time I’ve quoted part of an email here and it’ll probably be the last. It takes a lot these days to get to me but this one did. I had to read it several times to dissect it until it read as the ranting of a deranged individual. Depersonalised it. I hope I don’t get another though. One last thing: David? Have a nice day!