In a pub garden this woman and a friend were sitting about 12 feet away. She had a strappy top on and I could see three tattoos. One at the top of her right arm, one on her right shoulder and one on her lower back. I think they were black once – they looked greenish black to me. They also looked utterly utterly crap. Fuzzy edges, nothing defined, not even a vague shape that indicated what it could be. Except for the placement I’d have sworn she did it herself with a size 4 knitting needle and some marker pen ink. Imagine a Jackson Pollack with ink on blotting paper. It was worse.