Two quotes and two jokes

Bahrain F1:
Nick Mason: “It’s a great circuit because all the corners are connected”
Brundle: “And there are the two leaders”

Keith walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: “Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.”

His wife is lying in bed and replies: “I think you’ll find that’s a sheep, you idiot.”

The man says: “I think you’ll find I wasn’t talking to you.”
(src: Bill)

A bear, a lion and a chicken are talking.
“When I roar” said the bear, “the forest rumbles.”
The lion sniffed.
“When I roar, the jungle trembles,” he said.
“Oh.” Said the chicken.
The lion and bear looked at her, thinking about dinner.
The chicken smiled a small, knowing smile, and said
“When I cough, the whole world shits itself.”
(src: Britblogs)

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