There’s a story in The Telegraph about a mother who committed suicide. Only it’s not about the suicide – it about a heartless bunch of lawyers called Lucas McMullan Jacobs.
Legally, on a technicality they may indeed be right but then legally, on a technicality I can also beat my wife just as long as it is not after 9pm and it doesn’t disturb the neighbours (src). After all, if they can do one surely I can do another ? I can picture the stuffed suits at Lucas McMullan Jacobs strutting around indignantly and blustering on about right and correct and justified they are. From their webpage:
We are a practice built on committed party – client relationships. We understand that client satisfaction is paramount to the future success of Lucas McMullan Jacobs
….we maintain long-term relationships and repeat business with our clients.
Well isn’t the above just about the biggest pile of bull I’ve read for a while given their deeds as reported in the newspaper. What’s the job interview like at LMJ ? Do they just feel for the cold heart ?
If that company had an ounce of decency they’d send the husband a ‘Sorry’ letter and then drop the whole thing.
‘heartless’ is a turn of phrase and should not be taken literally
Thinking about it, ‘cold callous bastards’ would be better …….
Free clue to the ones who are deficient in human sensibility – fix your damn site.
“Lucas McMullan Jacobs – Coldy Efficient”
Look ! A tagline all for free !