From The Telegraph:
Hilary Alexander shows how a cluttered wardrobe equals a cluttered mind – and that a ruthless overhaul can give new energy to your style.
Err..no. In my case I’d have less clothes (though I have zillions of tshirts so I could drop a few of those) and I’d be mad about that. New energy ? For throwing away clothes ? What sort of world does that woman live in ?
Ask yourself seriously, when you last gave your wardrobe a real thorough detox.
What ? It’s WOOD. It can’t go hanging around on street corners hassling for money so it can get some more glue, or a fix can it ? ‘Detox’ – get real woman. Throw the clothes through the laundry instead of throwing them out.
Your wardrobe needs a tidy-up now and again, a spot of pruning and trimming.
Eh ? Keep your clothes in the garden ?
Sometimes language can be taken too far.
Oh yes, and for a “fashion expert” they are not called ‘hot pants’ but they are called hotpants. The former are something quite different (or so I recall from my younger days………)