This made me smile earlier:
Your order or part of it has been despatched from Gameseek and should be with you shortly!
If they just send the box I’ll drive there and have words :)
Bought a rotary clothes line thing to go in the garden. I expected to sink a large steel pipe into the ground, but it comes with a 4 inch plastic tube and instructions to “Dig Large Hole, Pour In Concrete”. I did check but I couldn’t see the concrete in the pack …… years ago it would have been a steel pipe which with the aid of a mallet and a block of wood would have been rammed into the ground. This phrase makes me seem old. Bah.
I need to write a post about FP … and somehow I’ve screwed all the filters in TBird. Bugger.