As of now:
I provide NO free help through the WordPress forums
I provide NO free help through ANY online chat program
I provide NO free help by email
IF I have said I will help you already, then I will.
IF I am currently assisting you, I will complete.
IF I link to you, I will help you if you need it.
If I do not, then the lies which those before you have peddled are, unfortunately, going to mean that if you want my assistance, you will have to contact me for a price.
This post may be reviewed has been changed today.
I reviewed it :)