The last day

Posted 06:53 Thursday 11 Mar 2010
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I had wanted to see the Shofukuji Temple and Naoko had said we could do that on the Sunday. But with Yasu offering to show me some places and Naoko – along with Noel and Ned – needing to head to Tokyo then the temple dropped off the agenda. It didn’t matter because I had no checklist as such and I had also experienced other shrines.
On the saturday night I tried to get some cash from a machine and the machine said No. I emailed Jacqui who spoke to the bank and Visa who assured her it should have said Yes. She had done this before I went so the card being used abroad wouldn’t set any bells off. So Sunday started with me a little concerned over the money but a machine that said yes then a Starbucks and then some food meant that as I headed around shops to try and buy the girls something I was feeling pretty good. It’s not a tourist place which is excellent and not excellent and I was struggling – they didn’t even have any Hello Kitty gear in the right sizes. I was meant to be outside the office by 12:00 and I had left at 09:30. I gave up around 11 and settled for some jewellery. Not a bad choice in the end and it was the same type of gift I brought back from my first visit to San Francisco but I would have preferred something slightly more japanese. Anyway, by 11:45 I’m sitting on the kerb sharing some cake with the pigeons.
Ishibashi appears and a few minutes later Yasu does in his car. Turns out it’s his brother’s but he is in China. We drove across the city and after stopping for coffee (they do a lot of chilled coffee over there. Each time I ordered coffee anywhere I had to say I wanted it hot) we met one of the other guys from the company and he was with – I think – his girlfriend. Off to a train we went.

Getting the tube to Wordcamp there had been barriers between the platform and gates between those barriers. Those gates said to stand in 2 lines. Of course the train stopped in perfect position. This overland train probably did too but I didn’t notice. The station and journey were unremarkable and we hopped off at Dazaifu.

I think that if you went to Japan with a checklist of the types of things you wanted to see this would hit several items – stone carvings, shrines, ornamental bridge, blossom, koi, trees, history and a huge museum. My camera battery ran out after a couple of pictures.

It was busy being a Sunday and it was obviously a tourist spot for many japanese. Tea was called for. Into a cafe(?) where you took your shoes off, sat on a platform at chair height then swung your legs around to be under the table. It would look like you were sitting at a very low table (as if you were sitting cross-legged at a table). I passed on the food and instead had a bowl of green tea then a larger bowl of better green tea. It was surprising seeing elderly men and women doing the serving and moving up onto and off the raised platform. Refreshments done we slowly made our way up to the museum pausing briefly on the ornamental bridge to see the huge koi swimming below. At the museum Yasu found a guide who spoke english and after I said I’d like to know a little about everything off we went. It was incredibly good of Yasu and the others to not only take the time to show me but also to probably walk around a place they would have been at other times. It took a fair amount of time to get round because it was a big – and perfectly clean – place. On the way back down to the train station we passed a shop selling chopsticks so I bought a pair (black, cherry blossom pattern) and I also got to see some other of the structures.

The plan had been to go bowling then to a yatai for food. Time had crept on though so bowling was skipped. Instead we headed to a car park in the city after the train brought us back. This car park was several floors high and free to park. It was free because it was the carpark the pachinko players could use and so not having to pay for the car can only have helped the people who ran this place. Going down in the lift I was asked if I’d ever heard pachinko. At the first floor I could hear a machine-like noise. On the ground floor it was really loud and when the doors opened it went straight into Health and Safety territory. Very very loud. Lanes of players all sat in their bright chairs, almost all with several boxes of the steel balls stacked behind them – boxes that cost 5000 yen which at the rate I got would be £37 / $56 a box. The noise was incredible and the machines were all coloured and flashing brightly. I managed to get a couple of pictures and started to video but that had to stop when we were told to so it is very brief. I knew about pachinko but it wasn’t something I felt I had to do. I had walked through a couple of arcades but this huge hall was really amazing. We left and walked around the corner to what was effectively yatai lane – lots of stalls all the way down on one side. In the city it might be one of two together but here they were next to each other. In we went for food.

From the left: Fish paste inside something. Not sure what it was but it was edible. The grey item is some sort of boiled vegetable extract I think. Very rubbery indeed. The yellow is mustard which actually does taste like english mustard. The skewer is the beef tendon. See the bit at the bottom? The one that looks gelatinous? That was mine… Other dish is tofu and a huge chunk of radish which I assume is horseradish.

I’m all for trying new food. And I did here. It was amusing that Yasu said all the food was good. No matter what I pointed at he said it was good. Even when the others proclaimed something that suggested strongly was wrong he insisted he was right. The mood around the table was really good, friendly and funny. One item was ‘fish paste’. I said I didn’t like fish that much and Yasu said it didn’t taste like fish. Others laughed, he insisted so I ate some. He was wrong and everyone – including him – laughed again. He indicated a skewer of what looked like raw meat. I’d be eating some but it didn’t look like beef. He is pointing to his arm and he couldn’t get the name he needed. One of the ladies used Excite translate (no-one used Google translate) and as I picked the ‘best bit’ up toward my mouth I was shown the translation. Beef tendon. That would explain the ‘no meat’ appearance. It was an opaque but shiny orangey lump of what looked like firm jelly. I ate it. It did not taste of beef at all and it wasn’t actually that bad. Not sure I’d repeat the experience but if I had to it would not be a problem. I was pretty good with the chopsticks by now too. Other highlights were chicken (which looked like chicken) and lots of fresh shredded ginger too. Was a good meal and I insisted I paid – least I could do for the day they had given me. Back in the car park I said farewell to the other couple and I was dropped off at the hotel.

That day really does rank as one of the best I have ever experienced. It had everything in it I could want. I got back to the hotel room and felt so relaxed, fulfilled and just so damn great. And it was all down to the people I was with – how do you thank people like that enough?

Back to BT.

Posted 21:29 Monday 8 Mar 2010
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A few weeks ago the phone line went very crackly to the point of being unusable. The net connection was also almost unusable. We had the phone number with Southern Electric, internet through O2 and the physical line belonged to BT. The problem was obviously with the actual line so rang BT, put my phone number in and was promptly cut off with a “This is not a BT number” message. Rang Southern Electric but they don’t open at weekends (Massive clue to some companies – have mobile friendly pages with your numbers on. Simple linked text. Opening weekends is sort of important too) and their pages took ages to load. So I rang O2 who said to contact BT. But I need to contact SE and they really have no number for any broadband issues at the weekend. So I had nowhere to go and it was all someone else’s fault. In the end I gave up, managed how I could with the net and hoped BT-using neighbours noticed and complained. Monday rolled along and the problem was sorted out. It showed how the desire to save money by combining gas/electric/phone was actually a bad idea especially as the phone is essential to my work.
So we switched back to BT. Line is BT, net is BT, number is BT and if anything goes wrong it’s one number to call. I have no idea if we are saving money and if we are or are not the cost will be minimal but the hassle factor is going to be a lot less.

The bottle is green.

Posted 19:30 Sunday 7 Mar 2010
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Been to the USA 4 times I think and each time going through Heathrow here it has felt oppressive doing so. It’s as if the security (or whatever they call themselves) are after any excuse at all to stop you boarding. I’ve mentioned before that I’ve been pulled for a security check just because of my tattoos. But it’s something that makes me feel uncomfortable. The drinks/liquids thing is annoying. The 100ml thing is pure crap and from what I’ve read no security expert on the planet can justify why they picked 100ml – except those paid by the airlines and the governments. So you go into the airport and at first security you have to give up the liquids. Nice visible way to start scaring.
In Narita airport at Tokyo I landed and left the secure area, went outside. Just before getting on the plane at Heathrow and in the ’secure shopping area’ I had bought 2 large bottles of water. One had been drank the other was half full. So I go outside then come back in. Checked in and went to first security. Bag went through the machine I went through the detector. My belt set it off so that meant a pat down and that handheld detector. The guy then goes to my bag, opens it and removes the opened bottle of water. I start to apologise but he places it in an angled recess at the end of the conveyor. I see a green symbol light up and he tells me the bottle is okay and puts it back in my bag.
So the same security stage and the approach is as different as it gets. Maybe the japanese government doesn’t see a reason to scare the hell out of it’s citizens and so keep the imposition of oppressive laws.

Posted by Mark

Posted 23:58 Thursday 4 Mar 2010
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Like just about every other blog there is one person who writes this blog – me. So why don’t theme creators have an option “If no-one else writes for this blog do you want “Posted by [your name]” on every single entry? I would bet that 99.99999999% of bloggers would say “No thanks” to that. And it saves us digging through numerous files trying to remove it from main view, single, cat, tag, page and whatever else. Please – make that conditional and let us decide. If not then at least tell us where to look so we can edit. Thanks.

Games teach.

Posted 00:38 Wednesday 3 Mar 2010
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Schools, Gee argues, are giving kids the manuals (text book) and asking them to learn for themselves, in an environment that doesn’t effectively cater to their personal needs and issues (see next heading) where the rules are unclear. In video game, the rules are easy to learn because they’re a part of your experience and if the rules aren’t taught properly, the game isn’t very successful.
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If you have a child you should buy them a console and should there be an argument all the ammunition you need is there.
I owned a Sega Megadrive at the time our eldest was born and a while after that I wanted a Super Nintendo (SNES). Didn’t really have an excuse until they released the excellent Mario Paint.
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This came with a mouse. I sold the idea that if the girls could use a mouse then that could help at school, that playing with paint, music and the little games would be fun. I won – we bought it. By the time they went to school – especially our eldest as the 3 year difference was significant in how mice were used increasingly everywhere – they were ahead. They could use the mouse, drag/drop, knew all about clicks etc. Excellent purchase for learning. Coincidentally I also learned that Pilotwings was superb, Mario Kart was excellent and I distinctly recall saying “If Microsoft ever made a games console they could never make controllers as good as these”.

A day to not forget

Posted 20:29 Sunday 28 Feb 2010
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Family aside today ranks as one of the best I have ever experienced. It would be no use writing what happened because in many ways it was hardly spectacular but the people I was with, where we went, how we got on and other stuff that was from in me and what I wanted all added up to a day I could not have anticipated or ever imagined.

It was beyond wonderful.

Have some ginger:
Yatai!

Walking in the rain

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Was yesterday. Got the tube with Naoko and Noel there. Did I mention I met Noel for the first time the day before? Top bloke. The Community Centre venue was good (they drive on the proper side of the road here which makes crossing them so much easier and safer) and I found a drinks machine that sold small hot tins of coffee. I worked my way along them and eventually found the black coffee/no milk/no sugar one. There are dozens of these machines all over the place, it’s very odd. Anyway, except Noel’s which Naoko translated the rest were – quite naturally – in japanese. So I wandered around more than listened which explains the coffee. I had not intended to speak here but Naoko had asked me so I did 5 minutes of who I am, how I came to work for Automattic and that of 8500 plugins we have only 117 turn up if you search for ‘japanese’ so please write more so japanese users can also have more choice and make more of their blogs.
After the event we all headed off to a venue around the corner for a buffet meal and drinks. I wasn’t hungry and after 2 bottles of a fanta equivalent it was starting to feel odd being the only person in a room of 50+ who could only speak english. I said my farewells to Naoko, Ned and Noel all of who are off to Tokyo today for some other event and got some vague directions (go out, turn left, keep walking) to the river from where I could find my way.

A long long time later where I have to admit the “seeing something unintended and new” turned into “where the hell am I?” while plodding through the rain I eventually found my way back. As lost as I was though I did notice new stuff which just doesn’t happen at home. It was the longest I have been out just walking and while it was a little tedious to get lost and be soaked in the rain it was still part of what I wanted, it was still being here and experiencing.

Oh – at Wordcamp one of the companies with their presentation outside was doing it on a PS3. I expressed some concern over the misuse of this so they quit that and let me play a level of Flower for those around. Very good of them :)

Stuff today is first get some money from a machine, second to meet Yasu and see what parts of Fukuoka he thinks are the coolest and lastly to get back with lots of time to pack ready for a 4am start back home and sleep.

Speedy small one

Posted 20:37 Friday 26 Feb 2010
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Wandering back through the rain in the darkened city is always tricky because places look so different at night, navigation becomes more difficult. I am really deep down tired so I had to give my journey my fullest concentration and at some point an old lady overtook me. She wasn’t running, she wasn’t on wheels but she fairly sailed past me. It had to have been at that moment I realised just how slow I must have been walking and while coming to terms with the humilation I promptly headed down a whole new road. Big road too. Long. It was after I passed two huge and incredibly well lit garages that I realised what that woman had done. Despite her efforts though I made it back in one rain-sodden piece.

The internet at the office can be quick, dead slow or dead. Most of the time it’s the middle one it seems. So with that as the excuse… :) Went to find somewhere to play pachinko with Ned this morning. Apparently games can be had for 1 yen/ball but all we found were 4 yen/ball. 1 yen = 0.00734745 GBP according to xe.com but I don’t know what the arcades were like because you’d need a good one to be comfortable playing in I suppose. So we passed on that. I needed to buy the girls something and off to do that we went. It’s not very touristy around here – which is a good thing – so that was a failed project. Back to the office and shortly after we went to Fukuoka City Hall for lunch. Big cafeteria space and for the number of people there it was – like the traffic – much quieter than the same number of people in the UK. I went to 3 small dishes of food so I got more tastes to eat and while I have no idea what some of it was every part was eaten and tasted great. The cake was excellent – sponge cake with green tea icing. I could eat a whole lot more of that. Back to the office we went.

I sort of had plans for Sunday and Canal City had been suggested as a place for possible buying I need to do. Naoko found me the places to go so I headed out into the ever increasing rain. The place isn’t so far away and I got there to see a really large group of girls queuing to get into an area that had been set aside. A HMV (the record co.) guy was there with a stack of CD’s, couple of poster’s with the group on and a guy up front with the mic doing what I can only assume was a warm-up for this band. And again the girls were pretty quiet. All this reserved behaviour is odd. Nice though. Anyway, nothing in the stores so I gave up and came back.

We had planned to eat at a yatai again tonight but once back and in front of the laptop tiredness really did kick in. Not just eyes wanting to close but whole body wanting to sleep. Ned, Naoko and Noel were in some meeting with others – I have no clue who or why – so I sent a message and said goodbye to Yasu (he’s a java programmer at nulab and had suggested the spicy noodles the other day) at the office. He is off at the weekend and will not be at Wordcamp but asked if I would like to head out on Sunday with him – and I absolutely agreed. He asked where I wanted to go and I said he could choose so midday Sunday we are meeting outside the office and off to new places I shall head. That will be really excellent.

There is a brand of chocolate bar here that is wrapped in foil and then where we would have paper they use a card box. What is amusing about that is the fact the box has instructions on how to open it. Why would you put that on? Surely you have to credit the customer? Not like they’ll buy some chocolate in a container they cannot get into is it :) But maybe it’s a law too …. who knows. One of those things that I find amusing but if they were in the UK they would find more reason to laugh.

Wordcamp tomorrow. I have my 5 minutes planned.

I think I said sleep could wait. It can’t. An early night tonight should mean I can enjoy the next 2 days more and that really is more important. It’s friday, it’s 20:37 and I’m heading to do the ’sleep soundly and wake up feeling refreshed and full of beans’ thing.

Number 5

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Starbucks in Leicester the staff have always been polite. There may be a touch of work-weary there at times but polite is always there. London they were good. The Starbucks in San Francisco I don’t remember. In New York it was straightforward. It wasn’t rude, more like “You want coffee I’ll give it you – so what do you want”. That’s okay, not like I went in there for anything but coffee. But here in Fukuoka? Welcoming, anticipated my need for a translation (in the UK chances are they would wait for the language barrier to be hit first) and she was friendly, great eye contact, smiling – everything any Starbucks boss could have wanted. Great way to start the day.

I took the straightest route today and was first at the nulabs office. Not a problem – headed downstairs and out to the bridge to watch everything pass by. The traffic is so quiet, it really is surprising. Cars in our village can make more noise than here. Ned and I went down to the shop later and he bought me this bun-like thing with cream or similar in it. Very nice, a little like a choux bun. The shop down there and as others have cigarette promotions. Not just behind a till but posters in windows, packs in the aisles with free lighters. There seem to be a fair number of smokers around and I suppose the tobacco companies are quite happy that UK-like laws do not come into force here.


Lunchtime I was taken to a place that did spicy noodles. There was a scale of 1-20 which was heat. Cool to extremely hot. 5 was where I went with and indeed it was spicy. So with chopsticks – a pack of forks had been bought for me if I needed them but they stayed in the packet – I was eating the noodles, egg, pork, green veg first dipping it into the sauce. By the end of the meal I was doing pretty well with the noodles and chopsticks and approving noises were made which was nice.

Matt T had sent the files over this morning so I forwarded them to Ishibashi in the office and only a couple of hours later they arrived. That meant I had to have something to put them in which could also hold those I would be given. Ned kindly took my to a store that did those. It is (1) very strange to have business cards still and (2) even stranger to see my face on them. I’m sure everyone says it’s a bad photo of them but mine really is. Last time I saw a photo of myself I was still at ~100kg and the weight loss is quite visible. Not like I can change it now.

Tonight there was a meeting of developers to talk about translations and maybe some other talk came in – difficult to judge just from some drawing/writing on the whiteboard. Everyone introduced themself and then Takayuki Miyoshi led the talk for most of the evening. After the more formal discussion drinks and food were bought and much informal chatting went on. I met almost everyone, exchanged many business cards and while language was a problem we still managed to talk about various things both to do with WordPress and not. Noel had arrived so we met for the first time. Met Yuki and I really like the gallery she created with WP. It would obviously have been so much better to be able to talk more freely but that’s that way it is.

Not sure what time we left, maybe 11pm or just after – and it was only a couple of minutes away from the hotel. Tomorrow I check what I am saying at WordCamp, go buy some stuff for the ladies at home and continue to walk around this city still amazed I am here. I want to stay until I am bored – then I go to Hokkaido and stay there until I am bored. Then Kobe, Tokyo, Kyoto … I would be here for a very long time. It’s going to be happy on Monday because I go back home to my family but also sad because there is so much more to experience here.

And Final Fantasy I and II were released for the iDevice today so I have those ready for the plane home.

About Google. Again.

Posted 20:15 Thursday 25 Feb 2010
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Safe Browsing

Diagnostic page for example.com

What is the current listing status for example.com?

This site is not currently listed as suspicious.

What happened when Google visited this site?

Google has not visited this site within the past 90 days.

Has this site acted as an intermediary resulting in further distribution of malware?

Over the past 90 days, example.com did not appear to function as an intermediary for the infection of any sites.

Has this site hosted malware?

No, this site has not hosted malicious software over the past 90 days.

So Google has not visited the site for 90 days but has decided that the site has not acted as an intermediary and has not hosted malicious software. But that site DOES host malware – I just checked. It’s a nasty site I will not link to but trust me, the above result is what Google says. If you skim that page – as people do – Google say it’s safe. The very first line says it’s safe. So maybe people go there and get their sites and computers infected with crap because Google say it’s safe. If they think they are important – and we all know they do – then they should take stuff like this seriously and give a proper answer. They make billions of dollars and can’t get something as basic as this right.